Thursday, February 19, 2009

The Ryan Hamner Stimulus Package

I honestly hate's like a train wreck, you can't help but watch (or is that Joaquin Phoenix?) Anyway, I was really hoping it would NOT come to this, BUT with all of these politicians that just can't seem to get their sh-t together. All of those guys that can't pay their taxes but still demand we pay up so that they can fly in their private planes and be treated like big babies, well I'm going to have to do it! Today I'm proposing the Ryan Hamner Stimulation Package!

It's a very simple plan!...and one that gives you options! No tax increases to save rats in California or for research on those same rats to see how they respond to Viagra...none of that BS! My plan is short, and well under 1,000 pages. Right around 999 pages shorter!

Plan A
Take your credit card and download the new Ryan Hamner EP for just $5.94 on itunes,, Rhapsody or emusic. (Stimulate your ears and the economy all at once!)

Plan B
Take your credit card and download any of the songs off of the new Ryan Hamner EP for just 99 cents. (This is for those folks that are really in need of some stimulation their selves…not to be confused with self stimulation!)

Plan C
Take your credit card and buy the CD on (Stimulation that will arrive to you in your mailbox…so this means that you stimulated your ears, the USPS bank account and mine just a little.)

Plan D
Now this is the best! Come out to a live show! Buy a drink or two (economic stimulation at it's best), bring a friend or meet someone and buy them a drink (oh man, can you feel the stimulation?…This is stimulation that actually may lead to other forms of stimulation!) buy a Ryan Hamner CD (even MORE economic stimulation!) Then just kick back and listen to some live original music and if you are lucky, maybe you'll have someone for after-show stimulation!

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